For more jokes go to:  LIST OF JOKES The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer (who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket) went in to try out for the job. "OK," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute, and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "I...