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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer (who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket) went in to try out for the job.
"OK," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute, and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant.
"It went great-- the first day on the job and I are already working on a murder case!"
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Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet;
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Mr. Lee returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 60 pounds.
"Why that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
Mr. Lee nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead than the 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
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A man is told by his doctor that he is dying of an inoperable brain tumor, with only weeks to live.
"We do have hope," the doctor says. "We can attempt a brain transplant. However, it is very experimental and very expensive."
"How much would it cost me?" the patient asks.
"Normally a man's brain transplant is $100,000. You are in luck, we have a woman's brain available, and that one is only $10,000."
Confused the man asks, "Why is the man's brain so expensive?"
The doctor replies, "Because the woman's brain has been used."
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A squad car cop was passing through a town in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant from his district covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Mike, this wouldn't be your new beat out here in the sticks, would it?
"That it is," Mike replied grimly, "ever since I arrested Judge Ito on his way to the masquerade ball."
"You mean you pinched his honor?" asked Pat.
"How was I to know that his convict suit was only a costume?" Mike shrugged.
"Com'on! Everybody knows you should never book a judge by his cover!
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A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.
The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.
The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner."
No one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off the corner!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled glances in his direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"
Pretty good, " replied the veteran, "especially since this is a bus stop."
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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer (who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket) went in to try out for the job.
"OK," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute, and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant.
"It went great-- the first day on the job and I are already working on a murder case!"
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Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet;
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Mr. Lee returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 60 pounds.
"Why that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
Mr. Lee nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead than the 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
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A man is told by his doctor that he is dying of an inoperable brain tumor, with only weeks to live.
"We do have hope," the doctor says. "We can attempt a brain transplant. However, it is very experimental and very expensive."
"How much would it cost me?" the patient asks.
"Normally a man's brain transplant is $100,000. You are in luck, we have a woman's brain available, and that one is only $10,000."
Confused the man asks, "Why is the man's brain so expensive?"
The doctor replies, "Because the woman's brain has been used."
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A squad car cop was passing through a town in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant from his district covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Mike, this wouldn't be your new beat out here in the sticks, would it?
"That it is," Mike replied grimly, "ever since I arrested Judge Ito on his way to the masquerade ball."
"You mean you pinched his honor?" asked Pat.
"How was I to know that his convict suit was only a costume?" Mike shrugged.
"Com'on! Everybody knows you should never book a judge by his cover!
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A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.
The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.
The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner."
No one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off the corner!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled glances in his direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"
Pretty good, " replied the veteran, "especially since this is a bus stop."
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